real-faker:

Wait what the hell is that room way in the back on the ground floor?

Did I miss something in the last 25 years?

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours, via toofabforthisplanet)

nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

(via myrmidryad)

jaclcfrost:

bare minimum? i thought you meant bear minimum. as in the smallest amount of bears possible. which is why i brought one bear. there’s one bear. aka. the smallest amount of bears possible. i mean this is a problem but at least it’s not like. bear maximum

(via shes-elecktric)

(Source: tinarannosaurus, via penishole)

dawnof-thefinalday:

Screaming
dawnof-thefinalday:

Screaming
neuromatic:

valerieteacup:

Wine ice cream. 5% alcohol. This will revolutionize break-ups and girls’ nights.

STOP EVERYTHING.

- Professionals

- Frat buds

- Children

(Source: tsundereslasher, via socialdullard)